thesherlockednerdfighter:

What the actual fuck

This angers me

(Source: lnthefade)

via promiseyoumore 22 hours ago link 112,037 notes

potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

via pizza 1 day ago link 299,793 notes

breadprincess:

gold-star-4-trying:

In case you were feeling sad.

This is the third time I’ve reblogged this today and I DON’T EVEN CARE

breadprincess:

gold-star-4-trying:

In case you were feeling sad.

This is the third time I’ve reblogged this today and I DON’T EVEN CARE

via omoisblessedwithacurse 1 day ago link 205,090 notes

lauraagudelo272:

Funny pictures of the day (109 pics) Big Cats Also Like Boxes

lauraagudelo272:

Funny pictures of the day (109 pics)
Big Cats Also Like Boxes
via omoisblessedwithacurse 1 day ago link 263 notes

creaturesfromdreams:

Angelarium by Peter Mohrbacher

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More: | Angels | Random |

via pissyeti 1 day ago link 56,202 notes

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

(Source: blowsive)

via lyon-and-cub 1 day ago link 445,336 notes

hughsdancys:

red wedding: NOOOO

purple wedding: YOOOOO

(Source: hughsdancys)

via frenchteeth 2 days ago link 19,642 notes

Dont have telescope or binoculars to see the lunar eclipse?

gods-and-guns:

whiskeyandspentbrass:

50caliberviking:

thekalder:

Use a rifle scope intead!

Also doing this. Had to explain to the neighbors why I was sitting with my legs dangling off my balcony with a rifle pointed at the moon, but hey, shit happens.

You’re my fucking hero. That’s the best thing I’ve read today. 

I’m crying right now.

via babygirlonboard 2 days ago link 198 notes

japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

via pizza 2 days ago link 316,523 notes

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

via guy 2 days ago link 386,100 notes

eschaton-disaster:

nerdad and well-behavedwoman

eschaton-disaster:

nerdad and well-behavedwoman

via lifeloveandbaby 2 days ago link 2,984 notes

tell us your most embarrassing story
-Anonymous

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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via codyfuckinjames 2 days ago link 107,463 notes

a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily)

via pizza 2 days ago link 357,867 notes

beyoncevevo:

who does lorde think she is 

via codyfuckinjames 2 days ago link 76,902 notes

http://unfiltered.notalwaysright.com/post/82326670702/restaurant-toronto-ontario-as-a-back-story

narunfiltered:

Restaurant

Toronto, Ontario

*As a back story, our shop’s internet is notoriously unreliable. We’ve done all the troubleshooting we can, but the provider refuses to do anything unless the owner herself calls in.*

Customer: Yeah, your internet just stopped working.

Me: Unfortunately we’ve been…

via narunfiltered 2 days ago link 12 notes